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[02 Jul 2005|05:54pm]

ex_sully200


Hi everyone. I figured that many of you might be interested in an Internet community that's dedicated to telling stories about the last time you got laid, or got yourself off.

In a nutshell, Kittenhate.com lets you log the who, what, when, where and why's of your sexlife. The primary goal is to amuse, inform and discuss your sex habits with others on the site, but the site also generates personal statistics on how often you have sex, what days you get off the most, what time of day is your favourite, and so forth.

To put your minds at ease, there is no membership fee and there never will be. I and/or the site does not care about or reveal your personal information to others. I and/or the site never plan to make money from running it. It's just one more oddity of the Web that I'm gratified to offer. Thanks for reading.

http://www.kittenhate.com/
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teehee [08 May 2005|02:18am]

candyc0atedpain
[ mood | dirty ]

Hi I'm Natasha, I love porn and masturbation. I'm off to the shower to get off on the showerhead.

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new to community [04 May 2005|07:05pm]
touch_the_daisy
[ mood | horny ]

hi I’m Liss and i'm new to the community! I’m current rubbing my clit and menstruating

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[19 Mar 2005|02:55am]

ren_de_lestat
I think it's funny how the people who created this place... (David and muh Bubby *Chrissyfur*) aren't even members in it anymore. .-. Huzzah?
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[11 Jan 2005|12:02am]

neon__liner
Hahaha, Well, sorry to say, but I'm deciding to leave all the communities on my list. And this is just one of them. Later.
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[08 Jan 2005|09:30pm]
emo_panda
-strokes- O_O;;; QUIT WATCHING MEEE >>;
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x-posted [18 Dec 2004|11:27pm]
zoeyzcooki
Hi all. My name is Eliza, and this isn't the normal journal I post at.. it's my naughty journal!

Anyway. I need some advice. I can only get off when I masturbate either when i'm in the shower or when I use a back massager, etc. If any of you could give me ideas/tips/new ways to stimulate myself using other household objects or my hands, please comment.. I am desperate! I can never seem to get off with any other method than the shower or massager. Thanks guys.
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[12 Dec 2004|10:16pm]

itsbolstermania
http://www.livejournal.com/community/x_ugly_core_x/
http://www.livejournal.com/community/x_ugly_core_x/
http://www.livejournal.com/community/x_ugly_core_x/
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[04 Dec 2004|11:21pm]

itsbolstermania
[ mood | horny ]

hey u guys lets liven this journal up!!!today ive jerked off like twice? n if we do n i wa slegal id post my cock

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im new [26 Nov 2004|09:07pm]

itsbolstermania
[ mood | horny ]

well im new my name is dan and i masturbate :-Di have 3 times today im me aim=danbolster msn=danbolster@hotmail.com hope i cant share sum stories later on once i get welcomed

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>_>! [22 Nov 2004|08:51pm]

fakeitforme
[ mood | sad ]

I jerked off today and came on my AFI shirt. >>;;

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My turn! [07 Nov 2004|06:32pm]
piratechris
[ mood | PICTURES ARE FOR SUCKAS ]

Today I masturbated three times =). The end.

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Huzzah, huzzah. [07 Nov 2004|11:22am]

neon__liner
[ mood | sleepy ]

>_>;; Okay. Well, this place is like a ghost town, like in one of those cowboy movies.. the town is all empty, and you see those tumble weeds go tumbling across the street.

Huzzah...Huzzah.

Hmm. o.o Jus a thought, I guess, but maybe we should do some sort of weekly activity to keep this place bumpin'??? *coughs* Yeah >_> Just a though. Iunno. Anywho. Tah!! <3

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Wtf? [22 Oct 2004|10:52pm]

fakeitforme
[ mood | amused ]

Nobody ever updates here, so I will. I was jerking off about a week ago or something, and my sister Andy walks in and screams "Oh my god your dick is fucking huge! How do guys let you stick that in their ass?!" And so I start screaming at her to get out, and my mom comes in and just tells me to get some 'fucking clothes on'. Like it was my fault! Rawr.

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[17 Oct 2004|05:04am]

ren_de_lestat
[ mood | I'm not sure ]

Chyeah, I finally got around to joining.... yay... * hops off to eat cookies or something* ^_~

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Woooowoooo [08 Oct 2004|02:09pm]

neon__liner
[ mood | bored ]

Hi Everyone! Lalala, I'm just really extremely, positivly bored today. =( Lalalalalalalalala. I think I'm gonna make a pretty-ful peeture for this community and all, since I'm bored. SO BE EXPECTING A VERY UBERLY AWESOME THINGY PEETURE MAMBOBER!!

Love ya!!
~Natalie

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[08 Oct 2004|01:21pm]

kaesora
I like chris and cake @_@.

do I apply to be a heavy duty.. masturmabator =3.
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DOODLE MAGIX [08 Oct 2004|10:15am]
piratechris
Woweee, doesn't get much cooler than that, ladiez and gentlemen =3.






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What more can be said? [07 Oct 2004|04:40pm]

corsetsnleashes
[ mood | amused ]

We will win. WIN WIN WIN!

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[07 Oct 2004|10:54am]

simplexmortal
HI DAVID!!! :D *waves*


Oh yeah!


HI SARAH!!!


<3
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